Okay so parenthood is exhausting, heck adulthood is no picnic whether you have kids or not. So wouldn’t it be great to throw all that responsibility out of the window and just be a toddler for day. If you want to jump on the revolution of “adult toddlership” now here are some great ways to get started.

During lunch order spaghetti and whenever you see the waitress pass by drop some on the floor. When she asks, “Is everything okay?” scream no and toss the spaghetti on the floor. Don’t forget to refuse to pay the check, toddler don’t have money anyway.

If you are a supervisor call a meeting and gather everything in the conference room. Turn the lights off and tell everyone to put their heads down because its nap time.

If your aren’t the boss and your called in to a meeting to write notes, use a RED crayon and take notes on the wall.

When you are called into the office after the “crayon incident” and your boss starts to reprimand you, pout and then scream, “No, No, No!” Next toss yourself on the ground and refuse to get up until you get a cookie.

When you are standing in line waiting for the restroom, get on your hands and knees and check to see who is in the stall you are waiting on. If they don’t get out immediately just ask, “Mommy are you done yet?”

During your fifteen minute break go to the park and slide down the slide, dig your hands into the sand and poor it over your head or jump in a swing. Refuse to leave until someone offers you another cookie.

Finally, wake up because it was only a dream. Even though toddlers are can be care free one minute, stubborn the next, then crazy silly the minute after they do grow out if for a reason. Who could keep up that kind of stamina for longer than a couple of years? Toddlerhood is an interesting and exciting stage in life, but I wouldn’t want to relive those years, besides who’s going to pay my mortgage if I do.